Saturday, June 30, 2012

Things best not to say to cops (or anyone, really)

Pulling the occasional weekend duty at The Providence Journal required me to check the overnight police reports in the Capital City. Always interesting, reading the first-hand narratives of incidents and arrests that officers have written -- they often quote offenders, and their reports really constitute stories. Here are two cases where arresting officers tried reason, but were met with drunken anger. I quote:

-- Offender One, a woman.
"I don't give a f***. F*** that. These cops are a*******."

They also have handcuffs...

-- Offender Two, a man.
"You guys are a bunch of dicks, I don't have to go, f*** this."

Oh, yes, you do...

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